February 2012
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Can you imagine if Oprah ran for President?
lanuminga:
Her campaign would be littered with free stuff.
“YOU GET A SCHOOL, YOU GET A SCHOOL, YOU GET A SCHOOL. EVERYONE HERE GETS A FREE SCHOOL AND A SCHOOL DISTRICT AND A FULL FACULTYYYYY.”
“EVERYBODY HERE GETS HUMPBACK WHAAAAAALES!”
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Ellen Degeneres for President.
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russelhobbs:
have you ever stopped and actually thought about how dumb blogging actually is
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There's a difference between
staypozitive:
Thinking someone is cute
Having a crush on someone
Being interested in someone
Liking someone
Loving someone
Being in love with someone
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reichenbachs:
extremelyverynotgoodyeah:
reichenbachs:
The new tumblr icons are kind of breaking my heart,
because they’re all cute and endearing and they’re trying so hard,
and everyone’s like “well we didn’t even want you.”
they’re like a bunch of little Martin Crieffs up there,
doing their job for free,
giving it their best effort,
but consumed with the feeling that they’ll never be...
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What you said: I'm Pro-choice, and I definitely think abortion is the right decision for some people, and some situations.
What they think you said: I love killing people, I worship Satan, and absolutely love skinning puppies.
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stitchsgreatescape:
Do you ever hold your boobs just because you can
When you hear someone say 'Lord of the Rings'.
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step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
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fallingintothedenouement:
fallingintothedenouement:
so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner
then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale
it turns out she bought shampoo
now we have 13 bottles of shampoo
and 0 bottles of conditioner
here’s another fun little tidbit
the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured...
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